Show Me How to Play the Piano

Clefs, notes, rests, scales, chords, rhythm... How longlearning the language is essential in avoiding future
does it really take to learn how to play the piano? Thefrustration. Some of these frustrations might include:
answer depends on your definition of what your"I wish I learned how to read rhythm properly. Why did
desired level of 'piano playing' should ultimately be.I waste my youth faking rhythm when I could have
There are professionals, semi-professionals, amateurslearned properly? Why, why, why ...?"
and people with next to no training. The following are"I just realized something. I'm sixty and I can't read
three common categories that a beginner pianist mightmusic. Ahhhh!"
aspire to achieve.3. Finally, category three involves an aspiration for
1. You want to simply play a couple of pieces toprofessionalism. In order to achieve this level, serious
impress friends; this frame of mind will help you avoidlessons and lengthy practice sessions are a must.
unwanted comments such as:Music, like any other language, requires understanding
"It doesn't surprise me that you don't play anand an unusual amount of repetition in order to
instrument. You never could do anything!"reinforce mental understandings of music concepts
"I thought anyone could play SOMETHING on theand tactile memory. Consistency in this category has
piano. You've proven that I was wrong."the added reward of increasing your chances at
"I'm glad you don't play an instrument. Why do wereceiving comments such as:
need more noise pollution in the world?""Wow, you're amazing!"
Yes, people can be mean. Of course, I'm giving you"I think my ears just smiled. Thank you for the blessing
the worst case scenarios, but it doesn't hurt beingof your playing. Here's some cash... now please play
prepared for the worst. Piano can easily be taught bysome more, oh great one."
a student copying a teacher, provided the pieces are"I never knew real happiness until today. Thank you,
not too long or complex. This type of rote teaching is athank you, thank you..."
quick fix, designed to give a pupil confidence whenWhich category does the average person fit into? I
asked by a friend or relative to play the piano. Thewould say the second one. Although the world is filled
downside is that a student will probably not accumulatewith professional musicians, most people want to be
a lot of repertoire using this method, unless that studentable to play a few songs and enjoy themselves. This
has an astonishing memory or an incredibly accurateenjoyment includes a bit of an understanding of the
ear for music.language of music, including clefs, notes, rests, scales,
2. The second category of student involves anchords, rhythm and more.
aspiration to play for one's own enrichment andSo here's some final advice. If you really want to know
enjoyment. At this stage real lessons should kick in,how to play the piano, ask yourself what your ultimate
including theory and practical technique. If music is togoals are. This will better help you channel your
be taken as a serious, yet enjoyable hobby, thenvaluable energy.