Piano Lessons From Hell

Does the idea of taking piano lessons make youwas forced to stare at it for a hour every week. It
cringe? Does it make you remember old Sister Marywas huge! There was simply no avoiding the sight of
beating you over the knuckles with a ruler when youthat awful, purplish thing that seemed to be getting
were eight years old for not practicing your scaleslarger every time I visited. How any 13-year-old can be
enough? Do you think back to the old woman withexpected to concentrate on music lessons while being
thirty-three cats that stank of beef stew and cheapforced to stare at an anomaly straight out of a
perfume that your mother made you learn scales frommedical textbook - or perhaps even a science-fiction
when you were a child?show, considering the size of it - I have no idea.
You don't have to be traumatized any more. SimplyBut, I really wanted to learn to play piano. So, I suffered
dissociate your bad experiences and learn how to playthrough the piano lessons from Hell for a little under a
piano online. That way, you'll never have to smell ayear. What do I remember from my lessons? I most
stinky piano teacher again.remember the trauma of being forced, both by my
Know that you are not alone out there. I rememberparents and by my own drive to learn, to go to piano
taking the piano lessons from Hell when I was alessons that I dreaded.
teenager. My instructor, we'll call him Mike (mainlyPerhaps your piano lessons from Hell were a bit less
because that was his name) was in his forties. Lookingtraumatizing. But still, who wants to make the effort to
back, I'm fairly certain that he ended up teaching pianoleave the house when you can teach yourself by
lessons to children because he had absolutely no otherstudying online? Such a luxury would have made my
marketable skills.young teenage life immeasurably easier, and I'd be a
My piano lessons took place in a music shop thatbetter piano player for it.
seemed ordinary enough from the selling floor. OnceSo, if you've had bad experiences with piano lessons in
you entered the back room for lessons, however, youthe past, you can still learn to play without that weekly
were overwhelmed by the stench of urine, cheapfeeling of dread. With the advent of the Internet, you
liquor and cigarette smoke. Apparently, Mike wasn't sono longer need to hunt down an expensive instructor.
hot at keeping his area neat and tidy. If he only knewSimply look for a great course online, and start plunking
that a little bit of Lysol goes a long way, my noseyour way toward your true destiny as a piano
would have been so grateful!virtuoso. Even if you only end up a virtuoso in your
After a few minutes, I would get used to the smell. Atown home, you'll be amazed by how quickly and easily
least, I would become less horrified by it the more Iyou can learn to play piano online at your own pace.
was forced to breathe it in. What I simply couldn't getEnjoy the comforts of your own home as you learn,
over, however, was the giant growth on Mike's hand.and trust me, your knuckles will thank you for the
Yes, a huge tumor-like growth joined me and Mikeabsence of piano teachers slapping them around if
every Tuesday night for lessons. It was about the sizeyou miss a few practice sessions.
of a quarter, and since he was my piano teacher, I